Kiwi_Girl

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol's image.

Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I agree, coke should be lower.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Left or right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Doctor! Have you told my family yet? I'm getting kind of worried about them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

How is that corruption?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Take it easy, but take it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'm guessing they view cooking at home as unmanly because it's main purpose is taking care of others.

While a career in cooking is stressful and difficult. Very manly indeed.

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