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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

8-bit DRM-removal patcher program music plays

3 command prompt windows pop up in the background and quickly disappear.

"Fuck. What were those?"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Shhhhhhh…

Just let your main HDD get encrypted.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (14 children)

The fact that the game hasn't been fully released yet and they are including a DLC if you buy the premium version, is just asking me to pirate it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

From what i've seen of the game, it's not even worth the bandwidth to pirate it.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, I’m just happy to see quality content on GamePass again.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Oh shit this is good news, I looked at it yesterday and it's $120 here and instantly thought fuck that I'll wait until it's cracked

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Eh. By the time I have hardware that can actually play Starfield, it'll be a GoG giveaway.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Maybe I'm just old but $70 base is too much for any game let alone one from a studio with known issues

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Games have been the same price for over thirty years, they've not changed with inflation and production costs have skyrocketed. To an extent the increased market has helped keep costs down for the consumer but it's not unreasonable to see prices shift upwards.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (10 children)

What about the cost of disc media that's absolutely disappeared? That was a huge chunk of the overhead. Logistics to get the copies to all the stores, etc.

Now it's just electricity and servers to download from.

Do you ever notice that no one ever talks about all the advancements that saved money? Of course not, cause then they'd never be able to justify continually hiking the prices up.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

The customer base has increased more than a thousandfold. If anything prices should go down.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Eh, to me I usually just convert it to $ per hour of enjoyment. Will I get 10 hours of enjoyment? 100? 1000?

If it's a great game and I think I'll get 1000 hours out of it, even if it's $70 that's like $0.07 per hour.

Compare that to paying $30 to go see a 1.5 hour movie at the theater and you're doing pretty darn good I think. Even if you only get 10 hours out of it thats $7 an hour for entertainment vs the $20 an hour for a movie.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you can't afford Starfield, how can you afford a computer capable of running it?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Where do you think all my money went

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Chuckles in dark ski mask.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I never pre order games

I never buy games full price

And I definitely do not buy Bethesda games before playing them and seeing how broken they are and if I enjoy them.

I never ever bought a Bethesda game before cracking it and playing for at least a few hours. Bethesda just does not deserve it.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

Reading all the comments defending a $70 game with zero day DLC is just bewildering. I mean, HOW MUCH of a fucking cuck do you have to be to not only accept it, but to DEFEND it? You people deserve all the shit you get for being peasants. The rest of us sail the high seas, YARR!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol, without reading the caption I just assumed this was a shit post comparing Johnny Depp's likeliness to Jack Sparrow, and I laughed pretty hard at that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The real cost isn't the game. It's the new computer you'll need to play it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

If you don't want to sail the high seas you can also get it on xbox game pass for like $10 for the month once it's out for the plebs in like a week.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

It was cracked two hours BEFORE early access launched lmao

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That ghost mullet in the second pic, though 😄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm just pirating it ahead of time to make sure my PC can run it

gotta make sure every part until the end works properly btw

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently it's bundled in with AMDs new cards. I've been itching for an upgrade for a while now, and I could finally get away from Nvidia

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

PSA you can still get Gamepass Ultimate for cheap. This is your last opportunity to stock up (I think September 14th is the cutoff).

Find some cheap Xbox Gold cards (sites like cdkeys or eneba). It's a little trickier but cdkeys usually sells the cards from the Turkey region super cheap but you have to redeem over VPN.

3 months of gold converts into 50 days of Gamepass Ultimate. Depending on the price you should be able to get 3 years for $200 or less. Careful to not go over, you can't redeem past 3 years.

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PSA #2

If you already have Gamepass take part in rewards. You can earn enough points throughout the month to self fund your gamepass subscription or other purchases for free (I cashed in my rewards points recently to get that dope Starfield controller and the Starfield early access upgrade).

Here's my 4 main avenues for points:

Xbox mobile app: go to your profile icon and do everything in the rewards tab. I usually leave Vampire Survivors idling on my PC for the PC game task.

Edge mobile app: click the search icon on the home screen and scroll down to the news stories, click through them. Till you get your mobile & edge searches (think it's about 20). Then go up to the top right menu and open rewards. Do everything in here. The top 3 items you usually have to actually do (quizzes and polls). The rest you can just click into and back out of.

**Bing mobile app: ** click rewards and collect the daily check-in points then click earn to read. Open a news article and scroll to the bottom, it'll open the next article (you need 10 of these).

Xbox. Get the rewards app. Do everything in here. Mostly just clicking boxes. Go to the Xbox activities box in the bottom right, you'll find some rewards to earn in games. There's also a daily 50 for earning an achievement. Rare Replay gives you an achievement for every game you open and Killer Instinct has several quick achievements for every single fighter.

It sounds like a lot but the mobile app stuff only takes about 10 mins. I usually do it while I'm waking up in bed and the Xbox stuff takes another 10 minutes usually do this before work.

If you max out your points you can easily get $15-20 a month.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Bruh that's funny

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Shit, just spend $1200 on a new PC and it's freeeeeeeee...I'm so poor now....

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