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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (17 children)

Hearing aids that don’t auto connect to whatever my neighbors are playing on Bluetooth. Also hearing aids with a Bluetooth block list

Seriously I’m fucking losing my mind over this. 3 times in under 10 minutes last night my hearing aids stopped playing the tv I was listening to to play the Bluetooth that my neighbors or their kids were listening to. Suddenly mid conversation with my wife about it, bam, music.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you live in the US that sounds like something the FDA should be notified about. It's probably not legal to sell a hearing aid that can so easily be hijacked by another party, or if it is, it really shouldn't be. Either way, FDA regulates hearing aids so they are the ones to complain to.

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Batteries inside of stove/microwave/coffee machine/etc. with the sole purpose of keeping the time from resetting when it loses power.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You don’t even need that. My microwave is wifi connected but still can’t keep time. Instead of using NTP like any appliances or industrial control system in the last decade+, it syncs to your phone time though an app.

Wtf.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (5 children)

my microwave doesnt need wifi its a fucking microwave

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm so tired of everything being wifi connected

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Fuck IoT

All my homies hate IoT

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I've conditioned myself fully by this point to only use the clock on the stove as an indicator of whether my power has or has not gone out

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Even just a capacitor to keep the time for 10 minutes or so. That would cover 99% of the power outages in my home

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Computers have CMOS batteries. They are pretty cheap. I don't know why they haven't been added yet.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Any maps app that, when you set a route, lets you decide "don't give me any directions until I get to X step" and/or "don't give any directions after X step". I dont like hearing the navigation when I don't need it, and that would save me from having to open or close the navigation while I'm still driving.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hijacking this with my mini rant: GOOGLE if you provide me with three possible routes to my destination and I specifically select one... DON'T FUCKING CHANGE IT MID-DRIVE GODDAMMIT!

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Warm white LEDs inside of coloured glass bulbs to make LED Christmas lights that don't look like gamer vomit.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technology Connections did a video about this and talked about this company https://tru-tone.com

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe OP is Alec from Technology Connections

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice try but I'm keeping my even more instant instant noodles to myself.

I'll give you a hint though, the secret is in being ok with pumping boiling water into your stomach.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It's been almost 27 years since the first Austin Powers movie and the world still doesn't have any sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Would you settle for ill tempered sea bass?

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

A better voicemail.

I just re-watched the introduction of the first iPhone, and one thing that stood out to me was this "visual voicemail" thing they showed. To this day I still just get an SMS if someone leaves a message, and then have to call my voicemail and listen to recordings one by one. That's still the norm for standard phone contracts here afaik, it's ridiculous!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I didn’t know that was even still a thing. For years now on my iPhone I’ve just looked at the text transcriptions of my voicemail in my phone app.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Why the fuck don’t receipts just show up in my bank / credit card statements?

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

RISUG is cheap, permanent, safe, reversible male birth control.

It was invented in 1979, and has not yet come to market.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Phone assistants responding to you in the same volume of voice you used to address them.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This would require a way of judging the distance you're speaking from. Calling out from another room might get a whispered response, and vice versa.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Brother laser printers.

Stop wasting money on inkjet printers if you don't print regularly

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Some sort of device to remove the heads from the ruling class

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Nested Tags for contacts. Ability to add sub tags like Friends/BowlingGroup or Acquaintance/LocalChurchContact

I seriously don’t understand what’s difficult to tag contacts like this and ability to use them to message a group. It’s a serious no-brainer feature but not to be found anywhere.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

The up coming weight loss drugs. I'm moderately over weight and been fighting it 20 years.

Having some help there would be a god send for a lot of people and I'm slightly optimistic on this round of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Yeah, companies starting an obesity epidemic by pumping us full of government subsidized corn syrup, only to solve that by getting us reliant on an exorbitantly expensive drug that you have to inject every day. How I love capitalism.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

useful implementation of AI silo'd to the applicable function.

some examples:

  • "rename these images with X pattern, add their description to the meta data"

  • "correctly capitalize all the names in my address book and tag them by how i know them"

  • "show me how much i spent on fast food last month"

  • actually good and useful autocorrect / spell check

  • find all the emails about Jane's wedding next year and let me know where we are with the planning

  • find me an app for windows desktop that does XYZ

edit to clarify: I know there are algos and LLMs that do this, but I don't want a "machine" that does all of them, I want a machine that only does each one really well.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mainstream motherboards supported by Coreboot/more libre UEFI systems. Fuck AMI

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Microwaves that use directed or reflected waves and to better direct or target energy to specific spots in food. Thermal vision in microwaves and more automated time/power controls.

Why are we still just blasting waves on a spinning dish as high as we can? Like we can pinpoint microwaves for devices with our routers, but we can do it for inside a controlled environment in a box?!

This is my evidence if someone tries to patent this and lock people out of making cool products that I said it here first!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A bicycle that is as reliable as a car.
I bought a top of the line cargo ebike from a German manufacturer that cost half as much as a cheap new car. It needs scheduled maintenance every 2000km. After 5000km the entire drivetrain needed to be replaced, the front brake completely failed when temperatures dropped below freezing, the motor sometimes cut out due to a firmware bug in the controller and the suspension seatpost broke when I rode down a curb.
Imagine any car having safety-critical faults like that after 5000km.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

If your ABS takes 5 minutes to react there may be an issue with your car.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Being able to get pinged for a new message in a group chat bit mute the consecutive messages from that chat until you check it.

I like to be part of multiple chats like for my game server if there is an issue I want to be alerted from my guardians. Usually the channel is quite for days and days until someone says something then it's pings after pings as people reply while I'm commuting home and it interrupts my music

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Non rebellious printer

Baby wristlet with heartbeat sensor (this one will make you go proper crazy)

Car that breaks down as soon as you buy it

'cause fuck cars.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Car that breaks down as soon as you buy it

BMWs are already pretty mainstream

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