tourist

arbitrary npm package:

• last updated 4 years ago
• sole developer legit dead and buried
• 47 dependencies
• 608 critical vulnerabilities
• condemned by the United Nations

Still has 7 million weekly downloads

Very cool

Sometimes the companies they subcontract, named something boring and innocuous like Isolace Data Systems or Wimblo Digital or some shit, fucks up spectacularly.

Like they'll just have 400gb Excel spreadsheet called all_meta_usernames_and_passwords.xlsx stored in the company's shared intranet and then some dude guesses the WiFi password was WimbloDigital2024 and leaks it to whoever.

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they're not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don't give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a "smoke break" (even if you don't smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you're dizzy. Come up with something.

1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed

I'm not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it's not happening if they haven't decided by now :(

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

I'd rather not ask

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging "your ex" (you) to take you back

Yep. They've been around for years.

Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don't know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy

I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it's legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for "drug possession" i.e. didn't pay a bribe)

Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that's gonna expire in a few hours anyway