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Thought I'd try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Huh, why would one make up a bird? A reference to the memespiracy theory that birds don't exist?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

listen here bucko

don't call it a conspiracy theory

it's confirmed, just do your research

have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?

yah dint think so

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’ve only ever seen a bird up-close to replace its AAA battery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This bird, guys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

AAA? Sheesh! How old is that bird? The ones I've dealt with all use 10150 lithium.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I... I saved a baby birds life a couple years ago. It passed the baby bird Turing test. Squeek squeek.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Back in the day I used to store a skeleton of one under my bed; twas quite funny when my parents found it. Also, a few of those flew into my face when I was retrieving it. Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You've got it all wrong: it's an instance dedicated to discussion and advice regarding cosmetics for birds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This was my first thought. Or just referring to women as "birds".