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[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja

[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know... That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

They'll change their minds one a skilled but arrogant youth appears on their doorstep. They will, of course, be later killed by his nemesis, but not before transfering their legacy onto him.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

That's what they want you to believe.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

How's Splinter supposed to teach his turtle boys now? We're just about getting to the good mutagen technologies!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Only a wannabe fake would claim to be a "ninja" !

Come on that's like talking about fight club...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They stll work today, protecting sports memorabilia. They are the ninja baseball batman.