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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ninja is not an obsolete job! They've just become so stealthy and cunning that no one realizes they're still around πŸ₯·πŸ«₯

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know... That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They'll change their minds one a skilled but arrogant youth appears on their doorstep. They will, of course, be later killed by his nemesis, but not before transfering their legacy onto him.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

That's what they want you to believe.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

How's Splinter supposed to teach his turtle boys now? We're just about getting to the good mutagen technologies!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Only a wannabe fake would claim to be a "ninja" !

Come on that's like talking about fight club...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They stll work today, protecting sports memorabilia. They are the ninja baseball batman.