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What are developers in different languages known as? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Sharp dressed men 😎 (C#)

Please kill me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I believe you meant "Pound dressed men" https://thedailywtf.com/articles/5_years_C-pound_experience

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I had a college professor who called it “C hash”, so I’m inclined to name them “Hashers.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

😆

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You spelled Fin Tech Bros wrong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Pfft I wish. I'm one bad day away from asking people if they want fries with that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

kill(me); // x_x

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Here, carry this big beam. It won't be long now if you stay the course.

"And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me." (Luke 9:23)

"For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live." (Romans 8:13)

"I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our LORD, I die daily." (1 Corinthians 15:31)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I'm struggling to understand how this comment relates to anything. Perhaps you could explain what you are attempting to convey?