Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.

It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's why horses are measured by hands

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yes, farm hands

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Or "Let's eat aunt Sally" vs "Let's eat, aunt Sally"