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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Actually, though, now that you mention it, we do have to fix your pay. We're going to give you a 10% cut. Really sorry, things are tight, and during these troubling times, we all need to make sacrifices. Also, we stopped paying into your 401k. Breaks over, get back before we dock you 15 minutes for every 3 minutes late.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"Here's my immediate notice" 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Why would you give notice? Just leave.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cuz quitting is the one moment when you are truly free in this fucked ass life. Tell em. Tell them all what they need to hear

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I needed to read this yesterday morning (I quit yesterday afternoon). Anyone reading this now, put it in your back pocket and remember it when your time comes. Don't miss your opportunity!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It's just in the form of a middle finger.