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Blockchain: the wave of the future (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Energy isn't free. More power captured from jerking will increase food consumed, meaning more energy used in farming. You'll have to brand this as either a carbon ~~capture~~ fapture system or as a weight loss program

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1 kilowatt hour is about 870kCal.

Humans are incredibly inefficient power generators. I can buy 1kWh of electricity from the grid for about 18 cents (generation…transmission is extra).

I don’t think I can buy 870kCal of food for 18 cents. Certainly not a healthy source. And that’s even assuming 100% efficiency. Any high school physics student will tell you that won’t happen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Drinking one gallon of gasoline has enough calories to keep you alive for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The new Weight Loss Jerkoff System could solve part of that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

P90Sex

Edit: whoops, I linked to our competitor.

And ps... The PC term is jagoff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Join our team of Jerks. We have a stiff sign on bonus.

By chance are you good at "shooting ropes"? Our clients love ropes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The studs at the local Blue Oyster don't call me Spider Man for no reason.