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Customs Officers: Have you ever laughed out loud when someone gave you their passport and they had an… unusual name? (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I found someone in our user database with the name “Deekshita Anusri”. I then imagined the poor soul at the border who had to read that name in front of the person named so.

I’d love to hear some stories about times something like this actually happened.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There's a very common last name from Spain that is slang on my country for "cunt".

Had to call an old lady and say hello miss **** back in my call center days.

Everyone who heard me on the floor laughed their asses off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why did you censor the other word, but not "cunt?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because that's not a naughty word where he lives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As the Aussies would say, he's a right good Cunny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Protecting the ladies identity.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Heaven forbid we know a common name.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the people that asked for advice on location specific things, and don't want to say what country they in because it might dox them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

btw, i'm living on earth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Aha! Now I got you! I'm sending a Swat team there this very instant!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It's concha Right?