m4xie

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe the real Heathcliff was the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The child psychologist?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have never seen Heathcliff, I have no idea what they or it looks like. But I have seen your work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.

Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Four bedrooms between six people, there's two couples. We've got a main bathroom, a half bath, and an ensuite.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

We're back to sexy!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You've gotta make the same mistake two or three times, just to make sure 😉

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Be careful you're not getting something written by AI that is not just terrible, but completely inappropriate. A human author could also do that, but...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I have no idea why people would associate things so definingly "modern" with the 19th century!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Why are you downloading Wikipedia? You'll only be banned from online shopping, not using the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

They don't like his cologne, eau de universal rage pheromones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's shits tubular, yo!

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