Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.
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At my company we're so agile that we directly deploy branches from developers' local machines to customers for A/B testing.
Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer
As one of our most important customers, we've greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!
We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.
This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.