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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As one of our most important customers, we've greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.