Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Nobody knows The Cure.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I heard it's an avian virus, being spread by a Flock of Seagulls making a Journey across Asia.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I heard it was a Ratt in Europe!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

PSHAW Even TOTO knows it originated in Africa.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard it had something to do with the rains

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

My word!