CIA_chatbot

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

“Imagine”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Nice guy actually, a little flighty though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was born in a lab ln Langley from the unholy union of Siri, ChatGPT, and an old mpeg of alien autopsies

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

No! I am the leaker!

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