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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if it would be kinda demoralizing for a stripper if the dudes stopped watching and kiss each other.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I learned once that if you're dragged to a strip club, and you spend your time there with your nose in a book on an obscure subject, that you'll get lots of attention.

It was my bachelor party, and one guy insisted we go to the titty bar. The woman I was going to marry the next day was much better looking than almost all of the women there, and I just felt so out of place and bored that I was reading a book about electric motors and motor controls, which was really interesting to me. One of the women working there spent avout half the time sitting in my lap asking about the subject material, so it wasnt a total loss I supose.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

almost all of the women there

Pls tell us about the women that were better looking than your fiance.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

IT'S A TRAP! Send no reply.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

OP, I found your fiancee/wife!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"What you reading about?"

"Variable frequency drives."

"Ooh. That sounds hot."

"Well, not normally, but it's possible in the case of a poor connection."

"Well that's ...uh... ironic?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"Well that's ...uh... ironic?"

"No, it's usually a bad ground"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The real question is: where did you get that book?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I want to say I picked it up at Borders.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I was at a strip club once for a friend's bachelor party. This one dancer came out who wasn't bad-looking or anything, but she had small saggy breasts that were not very attractive. The twenty or so guys who had been clustered around the stage all wandered off, leaving her dancing alone. I felt bad for her and went over and watched and gave her the money I had brought.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No, that's hot.