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A man who grabbed our concept of a centralized internet by the balls and squeezed it so hard that the Lemmy’s user count 65xed in a 3 months period. Thank you for your service
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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Will you butt hurt teenagers get over it already please
Wait, he hurts butts of teenagers too?? Outrageous, but not unexpected.
He prefers teenager butts, from what I recall reading on places where I did zero leg work to verify the authenticity of said accusations.
I read it somewhere that he likes fish sticks and smells of elderberries.
You dont get any karma for the references btw
You guys are getting karma? Can I sell it on Reddit for irl bottle caps?
I just generally never do anything so I'm karma neutral, perfectly balanced, like all things should live long and prosper.
Sloths have been incredibly successful, from an evolution point of view (.by that i mean, somehow they exist still, which seems like a miracle) so i can't refute your principles.
Sloths are immune to carma attacks confirmed.
Tho sometimes they bloom green (algae in the fur) & basically absorb CO2 so in current conditions that's a slippery slope towards positive carma.
... those lazy bitches gonna get extinct via passive-aggressive positive carma attack from anxiety monkeys. Tbh, that's a pretty niche attack to anticipate like 5+ million years ago, they stood no chance.
Hello there king ubermeisters,
It is I, the humble spokesperson for all of Lemmy. We sincerely apologize for falling short of your almighty opinion of opinions and expectations! How naive of us to air our own feelings about someone online and forget about your precious opinions and reaction to reactions.
In the future we will try Uber hard to think about your all-important feelings about another lying corpo pig who outright lied and defrauded one of his own user base. Surely one day your ball gobbling sycophant glory will be repaid in full through a deep and rough anal plunging you so clearly desire. Soon you will join the ranks of your masters - do not fret us lowly people.
Sincerely,
Eat shit.
Sure bub.
Let me give you a little cheat to life, if you see somebody using the word sycophant you can immediately write them off because I've never once in my life met anybody who meant a single thing and use that term. It's literally a word the rest of us used to filter out people like you thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Time to leave moms basement my man. Blocked. Don't bother.
Dude not only had to go through my post history to come up with something but STILL only came up with “only idiots use the word sycophant”
Don’t try to play like your self esteem isn’t so low that, despite blocking me, you’ll still come back to check.
Stay bitter and angry and continue to wonder why our life is so miserable.