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You guys are getting karma? Can I sell it on Reddit for irl bottle caps?
I just generally never do anything so I'm karma neutral, perfectly balanced, like all things should live long and prosper.
Sloths have been incredibly successful, from an evolution point of view (.by that i mean, somehow they exist still, which seems like a miracle) so i can't refute your principles.
Sloths are immune to carma attacks confirmed.
Tho sometimes they bloom green (algae in the fur) & basically absorb CO2 so in current conditions that's a slippery slope towards positive carma.
... those lazy bitches gonna get extinct via passive-aggressive positive carma attack from anxiety monkeys. Tbh, that's a pretty niche attack to anticipate like 5+ million years ago, they stood no chance.