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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Sleeps 16! Newly renovated! 6,000+ sqft! Indoor pool in your very own gymnasium building! Apparently great for doomsday preppers for some reason! What’s not to love?

Ok so I don’t love whatever this thing is. It gives me creepy basement entrance vibes that don’t fit.

I like ceiling elephant if stuff has to be there at all, but the rest of the cave drawings…

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1920-S-Springdale-Rd_New-Berlin_WI_53146_M87031-21597?from=srp-list-card

(You may recognize this house from a comment on my prior post, cuz I wasn’t really thinking about posting this one separately, but hey might as well liven the place up)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It screams vacation rental when a property like this has a galley kitchen like that. What a shame. I kinda enjoy this kitschy bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This seems very inspired by the Wisconsin Dells. But anyone who wants a strongly themed vacation rental can just drive the hour and a half to the dells and have access to all the tourist activities. I don't understand the reasoning for making a place like this in a non-touristy area.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To entertain the sister-wives?

Edit: at second glance, it's likely to train the militia in the art of camouflage. "Always expect the unexpected!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah 6BR and the game room support this. Themed houses like this are relatively common on VRBO.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah that's exactly what this is.