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You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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E: Da Rules

The teleportation can only be used to move you.
Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Trying to understand this.

"Jack, I'm so horney. Have your way with me like one of your French girls" - Rose Flourishes her hair back in the draw me pose

"Yeah, baby cakes" - Jack Doffs clothes

Crack! Mango appears in the middle of the room. "Room for on...." - Mango

"Ahhhhhhh" - Jack/Rose

Mango instantly kills the mood and causes sheer panic. Gets no happy fun time and is stuck on the Titanic without his towel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

LMAO!!!

I'd have to aim for one of those dudes watching the sissy hypno telling them to suck the next dick they see.