Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

The virus only gets ya, if you party INXS

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and then Wham!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

more like a Small Town.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Countdown's begun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You have to know when enuff z'nuff.