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Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is that why the last few haven't made any sense to me? I'm missing the back story?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looking at OPs post history... They missed one actually

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait... what's the missing one?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I always heard it starting with:

"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?

299"

The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:

"But... They still don't make it across, why?

Because you threw a brick at them!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The brick joke is an absolute classic. The only tragedy is that it's hard to set up without other people coming in with the payoff before you can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Haven't heard that one before. Brilliant.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Still karma whoring then!