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Not really me. A friend of mine is moving out of state. His neighbor has been a total dick the entire time he's lived there. Constantly commenting on how my friend's yard isn't as good as his. Mean to my friend's wife and kids for no reason. Just an asshole of a person.

What are some ideas for fun pranks my friend can leave behind?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Plant a single piece of bamboo in a little used area near his lawn. By the time he notices it. He will never get rid of it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I live in Japan and I just go over any that pops up with the lawnmower like I would normal grass. Unless you let it get big, you won't even notice it was there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, but if it doesn't match the lawn he's growing it will still drive him nuts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't that leave hard little bamboo blades sticking out at grass level, waiting to stab you into the feet when you walk barefoot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have murder hornets and a number of biting insects and venomous snakes and toads. I'm also allergic to grass. No barefoot walking for me.

That said, I've never noticed any. There are multiple varieties of bamboo with a number of different strengths and properties.

Edit: forgot venomous spiders.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Remind me again why you live where you do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's otherwise fantastic. More specifically, I wanted to farm and move somewhere cooler than Tokyo, particularly in light of global temperatures rising.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So you moved to Australia? :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha, I considered making that reference as well. Rural Japan do be like that, though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't know Japan had venomous animals at all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We definitely do. Especially on the more tropical Okinawan islands (Iriomote island is amazingly beautiful and mostly wild jungle). Even where I live (about an hour north of Tokyo station on the bullet trains) we have venomous snakes, one of which is pretty bad (and was hanging out in my carport one day). The toads are venomous (which is though to be how one of the snakes actually becomes venomous as they eat them) but pose no real threat to humans. We have all kinds of bugs such as mukade (millipedes), biting ants, beetles, and various biting flies and wasps. Murder hornets (technically giant asian hornets) are native to the region.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol, every time I read something like this I am again thankful for the rather tame fauna found here in Germany. The only thing that might kill you are wild boars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, we have those, too. And bears.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Every time a bear decides to cross the border (usually in bavaria) it gets declared a 'Problembär' and is shot :shrug:, but we do have wolves again, which is cool, although the conservative (lol) forces are trying to get rid of those too already

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bear hunting is a fairly normal thing up here and helps keep the population down. I've eaten bear hunted by an acquaintance. It's not an issue near me yet, but a lot of the more depopulated areas are having bigger issues with bears for the remaining (often elderly) residents.

We don't have wolves in my area that I know of. We do have two types of deer, tanuki, something kinda like mink, fox, boar, and some other rodents. We might have monkeys in the more mountainous areas, but I've not seen any up here so far.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess Japans geography allows for a lot more undeveloped regions where wild animal can thrive and live without bothering anyone. Here we mostly have flat land and due to the heavy settling for almost 2000 years there's little untouched nature left.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The population has been falling in recent decades with down to 100 million predicted by 2050. Since almost all the jobs are in the big cities, young people go for uni or trade school and almost never move back. Whole areas are just being reclaimed by nature

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

How about mint?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bamboo is a gift for everyone around you.