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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone hasn't learned to block themselves out a lunch hour.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Real professionals eat during meetings.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I schedule an hour for lunch and play video games during meetings.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do it on a 5 monitor setup with a 2kW subwoofer to make a point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What's funny is when I space out looking at my other monitor folks in the meeting just assume I'm working.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Real mugs.

Henry Ford invented breaks to extract more out of the peasant Labour.

The fact we're years later and cognitively demanding jobs don't support this well show how amateur managers are and his spineless devs that enable them are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? I take hour long video game breaks and nap breaks in addition to lunch. I probably actually code for like 3 hours a day, but I get more done in those 3 hours after charging up than if I'd sit there staring at code for 3 hours.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure what's with your first sentence. Everything else you said agreed with the point I was making...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

People ignore that.