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Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Boss: Explain the weed and cocaine.

Me: Um, they're awesome...

Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that so you can watch yourself smoke it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Yes..... Sniff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

naww, so innocent.

but its for snorting fat lines of coke off of, but thats for fancy cokeheads, any flat and smooth surface will do, a blank cd or your friends mums kitchen bench works well tho.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I have the privilege of knowing someone from my early childhood years who has too much money.

He showed me a picture of some multimillionaire dickhead he knows, who uses a slate of ancient polished obsidian for nothing other than his coke plate.