Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

... he traded the fifth for a whore

... the four is an Int I adore

... ~~three~~ third bit~~s~~ is all I afford

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You've gotta leave them wanting more

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

this is my favourite so far

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

... the four is an Int I adore

So that's your stand on the square numbers vs fibonacci primes, I see

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

But a four is soooo symmetric.