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He did not, in fact, trade the popemobile for this.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That car provided more protection than god ever could

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I mean that's an extremely low bar. a metal folding chair in the back of a pick-up also would....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, because the dude got shot without it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That’s why the vehicle exists, but it provided more protection than god because it exists.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You'd think god would protect the pope so they wouldn't need bulletproof glass.

Almost like the pope doesn't trust him or ... gasp, doesn't believe it to exist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He could but he just doesn't feel like it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man was in a terrible flood and climbed up to the roof to avoid the water that kept rising. He was very religious and so when a boat came by and offered hep he said, " God will save me" and refused to go. The water rose higher and a jetski came by and offered to help, but again the man said, "God will save me". The water rose even higher and a helicopter came by and lowered a ladder, and again he refused and said "God will save me". The waters kept rising, swept the man into the flood and he drowned.

In heaven, the man speaks to God and says" why didn't you save me?"

God replies, "I sent a boat, a jetski and a helicopter! What more did you want?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

God gave us the power to make the popemobile. Checkmate atheists.