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"Programming Sucks" (www.stilldrinking.org)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad.

Well... said?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My computer works better than that of others? I'm not so sure sometimes.

I just received an email from my home server saying that I have 8 sectors offline on my main storage Array.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I once told my father that people who work with computers run into problems all the time, it's just that the problems we have are at a different scale or degree from the problems someone like he experienced. He said that it soothed him to hear that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

opens htop threateningly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That's not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I generally feel like the opposite is true. I have more stability issues because of the weird half fucked hacks that I've installed over 7 different attempts to use the CLI to make my computer hallucinate small rainbow dogs.