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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking "extreme" switch that has these in it so I don't make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Went to visit my wife's family and the vibrator turned on during transit and my father in law loaded the vibrating luggage into his car.

He goes...

"Um.... Why is your luggage vibrating? "

I said... " I'm not sure."

Most awkward car ride ever.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My electric tooth brush must have knocked into my vibrator and turned it on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Always use the travel lock.