Someone's gonna figure out a horror movie for this called The Refucker
thefartographer
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Run by fucking criminals. We should brick them like they're The Sticky Bandits
This is the foundation of the Jurassic Park sequel we deserve
Both sides are bad the same way that day-past-expiration milk and arsenic are both yucky
I think you're going to be very surprised by how quickly they win any trial when they first impress upon the court, "I know you are, but what am I?" Of course, the judge will primarily be swayed by the moment when they call a customer to the witness stand and then mutter, "guiltypersonsayswhat"
You'd be forgiven for thinking that no judge would rule in favor of a company who, post-damages, tries to build a loophole that ties the hands of users who likely will no longer trust the platform enough to log on. But this is the legal version of a bully giving a triple-w (wet willy and a wedgie) to someone who's ignoring them and judges think that kind of behavior is super cool. That's why if you ever ask a judge "what's that on your robe?" as then flick their nose when they look down, they'll simply laugh and you'll be friends forever.
IANAL, but everything I said feels really accurate. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Previous rulings such as Rubber v Glue and Face v Hand make this look like a really strong strategy
Found my urologist!
Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!
Like sweet paint chips! Now they just taste like paint...
And then the quality department uses those complaint printouts to level their wobbly tables in the cafeteria.
That is a sweet moment. Thank you for sharing something so personal with us
That's not true! I bet you can't see this comment cuz I'm real super sneaky on the security.
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Shit, I accidentally pasted my password into a comment again. Guys? How do you delete a password from a comment?