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I would think dalnet is still up. Those fuckers are like cockroaches. Only a nuke will take them out.

If it had Pamela Anderson painted on the side I would believe this is Jason Mendoza's bud hole.

Those aren't cracks. They are expansion relief joints. The grass sprouting from them adds structural integrity. Swearsy realsies.

Now I want to see someone swimming with a cone of ice cream in each hand.

Well, actually the joke is making fun of the way certain people explain things to people they think are dumber than them. But don't you worry your pretty little noggin. We'll make sure you understand this joke.

His name is Chidi.

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I prefer his contemporary, Procrastinates.

Imagine that hike back up after a full day of swimming and beach fun. I'd be sleeping at the bottom and attempting it in the morning.

The first zune was available in three colors. Black, brown, and white. Only the cool kids had the brown one.

I do the same. I just block the community if they're extremely spammy or something I would never be interested in.

My turd brown zune was awesome. The interface was light years ahead of iPod. I loved that thing until it died.