NFL Fever for the OG Xbox. I remember being able to unlock random teams that had better stats than the real NFL teams. It's too bad the series died when EA got the exclusive rights to the NFL.
son_named_bort
Colonel. Why is it pronounced like kernal?
Trombone Champ. I'd be in a marching band. Again.
Whenever I played Roller Coaster Tycoon I would jack up the price of umbrellas right before it rained.
I can't trust phone calls these days. Even if it's a number that I recognize, there's still a chance it could be a scammer spoofing the number. That happened to me once where someone spoofed my credit union's number to try give them my money to protect my account.
Time machine door gets stuck
Any phrase that begins with "no offense but". Just say it, don't add that phrase, it makes any statement look more offensive.
Boss: You failed your drug test
Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it
Better to be a heel than a scab.
I didn't realize there was a sequel coming out next month. Don't know how I missed that.
Beetlejuice. It was such a popular movie that spawned a musical, a cartoon, various video games, etc yet there's only been the one movie. There's been talks about a sequel over the years but nothing has materialized yet.
And it didn't matter because you didn't have the key card anyway.