son_named_bort

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And it didn't matter because you didn't have the key card anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

NFL Fever for the OG Xbox. I remember being able to unlock random teams that had better stats than the real NFL teams. It's too bad the series died when EA got the exclusive rights to the NFL.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Colonel. Why is it pronounced like kernal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Trombone Champ. I'd be in a marching band. Again.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Whenever I played Roller Coaster Tycoon I would jack up the price of umbrellas right before it rained.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I can't trust phone calls these days. Even if it's a number that I recognize, there's still a chance it could be a scammer spoofing the number. That happened to me once where someone spoofed my credit union's number to try give them my money to protect my account.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Time machine door gets stuck

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Any phrase that begins with "no offense but". Just say it, don't add that phrase, it makes any statement look more offensive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Boss: You failed your drug test

Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 weeks ago

Better to be a heel than a scab.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I didn't realize there was a sequel coming out next month. Don't know how I missed that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Beetlejuice. It was such a popular movie that spawned a musical, a cartoon, various video games, etc yet there's only been the one movie. There's been talks about a sequel over the years but nothing has materialized yet.

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