metallic_substance

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What in the world are you talking about? This just simply isn't true

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Another great one syllable Yiddish word is Schmuck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I had the same thought. Predicably, someone did ☝️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I had a plastic brontosaurus toy as a kid that I loved. It had a weird chemical smell to it. 30+ years later, when I hear "brontosaurus" I instantly and vividly swear I can smell it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm curious, how does it work?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Phonetically, it's exactly right, but It visually reads like the name of a Vulcan side character from an episode of star trek

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yes, and milk was the singular reason they were able to. Turns out those Got Milk commercials had it right all along

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

90s laugh track

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

The future is HERE. If it laughs when you take your cock out then it's a 1:1 simulation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

At the time the cloud stuff was first being talked about, I worked a a large tech company (one of the top 10 largest). I remember being told by managers and above how important it was and how we should start thinking about how to integrate it into every facet of our products and workplace. The CEO railed on this as well, tying KPIs to it at all levels of the business. This company makes all kinds products in the realm of hardware and software. Everyone went absolutely apeshit integrating everywhere, including A LOT of places it didn't belong

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I'm honestly shocked. Who could have predicted? 😲

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