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I say "bum" and my wife says "boob"

Interested to hear what you think.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shlorp

Shlorp

Shlorp

Shlorp

Shlorp

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I also choose this guy's wife's "boob".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Excellent reference

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

pink

Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you've ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it's pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The only person that could turn a three letter word into three syllables

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

You two are wild

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Peef.

It's when you fart out of your dick hole. A "Penis Queef", if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else's post?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (7 children)

It wasn't fun for me either

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (13 children)

Bjork!

I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (16 children)

Smeg

I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There's a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it

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squirreled

It's the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Schmutz.

It's Yiddish (?) and is a general term for unspecified dirt or filth. The fun part: once you have identified the filth, it is no longer schmutz.

My spouse and I picked it up from the Says You radio show years ago, and have used it ever since.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's literally the translation of dirt or filth in German.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

On your way to the infart.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said 'very funny', I said 'it was more an action-thriller'.

Maybe she liked the slut.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Without wanting to ruffle anyone's feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeet is fun to say when throwing something.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"womp"

but usually funnier when used as a pair

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Twat

pronounced with a hard A

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.

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