SARGEx117

"I don't understand, if you don't want crushed orphans, just don't toss them in the orphan crushing machine"

Well maybe they shouldn't have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

"we're not doing illegal, and no you can't check."

-People doing illegal things

Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.

I've always wanted to try linux

Booger hook: bang switch.

#10: Greed is eternal.

#45: Expand or die.

I think they've all taken this to heart, like good Ferengi.

Here's the thing...

Absolutely 100%. It all fits, and all the crazy stuff about lips and eyes removed are easily explained by animals picking at dead bodies.

... But it was totes a bio weapons test conducted by aliens from the future.