PopcornPrincess

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Like a reverse dick butt?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That’s so crazy that it may be your last adventure….might be worth it though. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Again not a scam but in order for this to become official, I must get to know you. What is the make and model of your first car? Also what’s your favorite food? And what’s the name of your first pet? Again not a scam, I just want to get to know you better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I’m surprised nobody listed troll sites..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Lemmy supports Margot, no questions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yes, it is I Wife. I exist. (Not a scam)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I say “correct” more frequently now when in agreement instead of “right.” 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I read somewhere those are what some refer to as “friends.” Whatever that word means. ;)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

My brother and I were dancing at his wedding. He was imitating dance-moves that Mac from IASIP does with his elbows and accidentally bow’ed me in the jaw. It hurt but was pretty funny.

Same brother as a teen was showing me his shadow-boxing skills and punched my nose. Again it was funny, but it made me cry lol. Obviously I’m the younger sibling..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Public, aye 😏

 

Because it had a conductor.

 

Because it already had 5,000 degrees.

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Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

 

Take me to your litter.

 

To cover their butt quacks. 🦆

 

Because they always squeal. 🐽

 

Nothing, it’s on the house.

 

It’d Krampus style.

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It’s just not my cup of tea.

 

It’s a jarring experience for them.

 

It was in mourning.

 

It dampens their spirits. 👻

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