Metans

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You know, foreign ones

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you have to suck your cake up then it doesn't sound delicious to me, it sounds raw

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I too choose this narwhal's dead bacon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Never for headphones, but I use an aux cable to connect to my amp and play along with music

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Uh, didn't you read the thing? Reddit's awesome and all!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Twatter

I know it doesn't have anything to do with the letter X, I just think it fits now more than ever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You worked an extra 15 minutes today so you'll get paid 8.15 hours"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you put one portal down the toilet, one portal on the bottom of the bucket, and boom. Infinite shower.