Lophostemon

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

“I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or just a moron…”

HEY I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Helium or Hydrogen it’s all CHEMICALS huh?!? I don’t want anything to do with CHEMICALS. You’ll never find any of that shit in MY body!!!

Besides! What’s the sound that either gas would make rushing out of a hole in the side of that thing?

WHOOOOOOSHSHSHSHSHSHSH

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (12 children)

That’s a lot of helium. WILL NOONE THINK OF TEH CHILDRENSES?!?!?

Think of all those party balloons not sent up into the air to choke turtles out to sea!!!

Think of all the funny squeaky voices not done by daddies to amuse their offspring and they end up passing out from oxygen deprivation!!!!

What a waste to put it in this dumb thing that’s gonna blow up anyway killing loads of peepos.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

This is one of the most nottheonion headlines I’ve ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That thing moves around on its own at night.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Why do I get the feeling that the ‘bathtub’ is merely to opening to a very deep pit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Free skatepark!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That water looks like it hasn’t been cleaned since the pool was installed many years ago.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

WTF?!?! The person who did all that us clearly mentally unwell.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

‘Star Wars Inspired Laser Sword’

(Body copy:) Never gonna happen but someone was ‘inspired’ by it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

‘HAVE’ HP printers always been this bad?

Please.

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