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Lophostemon
Helium or Hydrogen it’s all CHEMICALS huh?!? I don’t want anything to do with CHEMICALS. You’ll never find any of that shit in MY body!!!
Besides! What’s the sound that either gas would make rushing out of a hole in the side of that thing?
WHOOOOOOSHSHSHSHSHSHSH
That’s a lot of helium. WILL NOONE THINK OF TEH CHILDRENSES?!?!?
Think of all those party balloons not sent up into the air to choke turtles out to sea!!!
Think of all the funny squeaky voices not done by daddies to amuse their offspring and they end up passing out from oxygen deprivation!!!!
What a waste to put it in this dumb thing that’s gonna blow up anyway killing loads of peepos.
This is one of the most nottheonion headlines I’ve ever seen.
That thing moves around on its own at night.
Why do I get the feeling that the ‘bathtub’ is merely to opening to a very deep pit.
Free skatepark!
That water looks like it hasn’t been cleaned since the pool was installed many years ago.
WTF?!?! The person who did all that us clearly mentally unwell.
‘Star Wars Inspired Laser Sword’
(Body copy:) Never gonna happen but someone was ‘inspired’ by it.
‘HAVE’ HP printers always been this bad?
Please.
“I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or just a moron…”
HEY I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!