Especially_the_lies

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

IIRC there are only 2 states that don't abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I--stupid white boy I am--said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Joke's on you. I'm in dark mode all the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I know. It gave away the surprise Japanese attack. Why would they get that away in the trailer? I didn't see it coming!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

 
[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I'm in my early 40s, and I'm more of a leftist today than I was when I was 18.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, the Bradys haven't aged well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I hate the fucking housing market these days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But if you zoom in, they aren't. It's shadowss.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pretty sure that's wood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's likely because the fixes all would impinge on the rights of his constituents--and by that I mean, the rights of his major corporate donors to make money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying "I'm American and I know this is fake," and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.

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