this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The pieces of wood shaped like slices of bread are disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But if you zoom in, they aren't. It's shadowss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lol. That would make more sense!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whats with the little gimp nook behind the fridge? The spiders in there are probably so big they have names.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I was trying to think of the words to describe that area and you came up with something much better than I could have.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Friend had cellar spiders in his bathtub in college. Of course they all had appropriate (i.e. stupid) names.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid my parents had a shower in the basement. It's normal for my area, a lot of outdoor manual laborers back in the day so having a shower in the basement meant you could come home after work and not drag the stink and filth of work into the house. I didn't do outdoor manual labor but I worked in restaurants, which brings with it its own stink and filth, and I also often got home at like 3am, so I used the basement shower om an effort to keep the house clean and not wake everyone else up. This meant that I had to establish something I called the Basement Spider Detente. We had tons of spiders down there, and I try to be respectful of everyone's right to be alive absent any unwarranted aggression. The deal we reached was as follows: the entire basement and garage belonged to the spiders. They were free to roam, hunt, and generally spide however they saw fit. The shower was off-limits, though, and the penalty for coming within jumping distance of my naked bits was summary execution. I like to think that somewhere near Pittsburgh is a genetic line of cellar spiders that differ from the rest of their species in being extremely hydrophobic. I hope their line succeeds and confounds biologists in the centuries after I go to wherever it is we all must one day go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How does this happen? Why would anyone build this kitchen this way?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would walk into those pillars multiple times per day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The more I look at this the worst it gets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's an offering for whatever lives in that hole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This feels like 3D objects that loaded inside of another object in a video game or something

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You've no-clipped into the backrooms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Least terrifying basement apartment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Weird, did that nook use to be a dumb waiter?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Food you find in an apocalypse game

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time I see a kitchen that's just soulless landlord white a piece of me dies. Living spaces should be nice, and have good color schemes. Not just the same white everywhere I go.

Sorry I've been in the process of a move and seeing so many places like this has driven me insane.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'll take white over beige/tan everything, which seems to be the other soulless "neutral" color palette landlords favor