Dagwood222

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (16 children)

These are dad jokes! Shut up and suffer like a man!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (22 children)

Me no Leica

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I never studied the myths but I've always liked to think that the worship of Zeus et al was as messy as the worship of Jesus. The same way we have huge religious wars between Protestants and Catholics, there would have been people dying over whether Zeus was the God of Thunder or the God of Lightning.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Hermes married Aphrodite after stealing cattle the day he was born. God of thieves and general mischief maker. A lot like Loki, but without all the Daddy issues.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I stayed away when it was in the theaters, then saw that it was on Netflix and figured I'd give it a chance.

So ridiculously good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

https://www.looper.com/21535/cult-classic-movies-bombed-box-office/

I thought that 'Big Trouble...' did well but it turns out not to be so.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Trust me on this.

Children under 5 get a giant Christmas card, the kind the whole office is supposed to sign. Little kids never get mail, so you'll make their Christmas. Give parents cash to get whatever the kid actually needs.

Children 5 to 10 get a GI Joe or a Barbie. Doesn't matter if the kid likes that toy, what matters is that they can trade it in the school yard. It's like sending someone in jail a carton of Newports.

Ages 10 to 20 get cash.

Over 20 gets a nice bottle of booze. Even if they don't drink, they can regift it easily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Oh, to be an octogenarian. Must be nice.

That's my new standard reply to all trolls.

Also, it reminds me of something Joan Rivers said. She said she knew two kinds of old folks; people she'd known growing up, and people she'd met in show business. The friends and neighbors all wanted to talk about the past, and the show biz people would always be excited about the upcoming shows and concerts. I know what kind I'll try to be.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[off topic]

Kurt Vonnegut said that at some point he realized that the people he'd gone to high school with were running the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

NO THEY WON'T!! STOP LYING!!

[jk]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

In my opinion, no show has ever done WTF as well as 'The Venture Brothers.'

Take all the tropes you know and love and punch them in the ovaries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't hate AI and I don't freak out over the idea of GMO foods atomic energy. I just don't like the way they get used in our society.

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