A loose Canon.
Me no Leica
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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ISO don't think that is funny, I think you should shutter up
Sony, we have to talk.
He’s Nikona like this.
Groans, groans all around, one for each of you!!
These are dad jokes! Shut up and suffer like a man!
This is a true Kodak moment.
Wait... That's not a pun. Fuck!
Easy lad, No need to snap. I'm sure a pun will come to you in a flash! Lens try to think of something.
Hahahaha, dammit, I'm just jealous ya'all are so much better at it!!
Anyone can become a great punster. You just have to maintain your focus.
I shutter at the thought of not being able to come up with a pun
Image-ine that!
Although, looking through a more self-compassionate lens, we all fail sometimes. I can certainly picture myself doing so.
For F***'s sake, just F-stop!!
Get a grip, Dagwood!
Don't be negative! I just need a little while to develop this idea.
Thank you for zooming in on my negativity. I will reflect on it in my (dark) room tonight.
Don't be lured by flash-y promises.
I’ts getting harder and harder to mirror your punniness
Okay, I'll be still for a while. Give you time to advance.
You’re the perfect portrait of sportsmanship
It's been three hours and two pots of coffee...I gots nothing!! Nothiong!!!
To be a good photographer you must be fast and fujious.
Canon see clearly.
a* shaky photographer
100%! Thank you for the constructive criticism. I had another word and the "an" was correct then, but then I changed to shaky and forgot the "an". Thank you!
*an hero
Unemployed
Why is it a loose canon? It's a problem with the photographer, not the camera. And at best you could argue that they might rattle or drop the camera, but that would just be a vibrating canon or insecure canon.
This pun does not work. Should be something like "what do you call a camera with no screws" or something