ChronosTriggerWarning

He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn't save two trillion dollars. It's just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

To quote Al Swearengen: "I like that fucking darjeeling black. Oops."

Wouldn't it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites..? Exploding "into pieces" seems downright SOP to me.

Define "kid."

Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.

One: breastplate stretcher.

Magic the Gathering.

I played religiously in high school. Competed in tournaments every weekend. But around Stronghold, they just started churning out expansion after expansion after expansion, and even placing high in most tournaments, i just couldn't keep up with the older guys that had incomes. So, i quit.

When Commander came out, i tried to play again, but it just felt different. It was more about who had the coolest mat, or who had the newest combo. It felt monetized, and i didn't like it. The final straw for me was when i found out they did a promo expansion with My Little Pony... If you like MLP, cool. More power to you. But i HATE MLP with a rage that could scour all life from existence. My little sister was obsessed, and that meant it was in my face for a decade at least. Can't stand that shit, and wizards going cash grab during the height of the bronie movement just killed the last of my good will.

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

"You should ask for a refund."

"You say it was an everything bagel?"

"That's right."

"And that explains the weed and coke?"

"Yes."

"Then where's the opium and meth..?"

Isn't a cyber truck electric...? Aren't you worried about sharks?!?