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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

"You say it was an everything bagel?"

"That's right."

"And that explains the weed and coke?"

"Yes."

"Then where's the opium and meth..?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

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