Artyom

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh that's actually the probability density function, must be some quantum mechanics. Not to be confused with a partial differential function, or a portable document format, or whatever the variable is actually referring to.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A few weeks ago, on Monday morning, I was looking through a PR I was working on and decided to make a ticket to write a new function that would be super useful for my current work. I then leave for meetings for the day, then come back in the afternoon and find some time to write some code, and lo and behold, I see exactly the function I wanted was already written. I wrote it at 4:00 on Friday, docstring and everything, 72 hours before I wrote a ticket to create the function. Until rereading it, I had no memory of writing it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

The only way out of this whole thing is to just never tip counter service, and to never tip really well for waiters. It feels bad, but the whole system is built around exploiting your guilt as a customer. It encourages wait staff to fight for better employment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, both Zendaya's dress and C3PO were designed to look like Maria, the robot in Metropolis.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

One of us! One of us! One of us!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I'd play a game with that name

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It will project a super low-rez image of your tongue for others to see

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's only one monitor in that setup

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't using bash or any other command line language count too?

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