I can't code for shit.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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I was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.
Physics. Light won't pass through my body.
That's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for
I don't think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.
Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?
My bones.
There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
blind people exist.
blind people use computers.
Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode
Yonicasting
That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.
Web devs in 2024 be like
Backend developer.
I can't afford a Mac
The lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling
There's only one monitor in that setup
Second monitor is on the ceiling
I don't have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i've tried.
My flexibility.
I'm too fat
i have a desktop computer :(
Move the keyboard to the floor
The fact my spine would probably break like a twig.
Sounds like a good time! /s
Lack of stupidity
I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.
tuché?
I can't type if I can't see the keyboard.
My dick
The Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.
Every muscle in my body