this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
122 points (93.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

32426 readers
852 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Use real words in programming. I don't know how a PDF can compute a natural logarithm but I'm excited to learn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh that's actually the probability density function, must be some quantum mechanics. Not to be confused with a partial differential function, or a portable document format, or whatever the variable is actually referring to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Darn, I hoped it was a personal dairy fountain and that ln was a way to access my liquor nougat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

5 per line, obviously. Unless lines start with 0 😳

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

As someone who also has produced code that looks like random characters spewed onto a terminal while using fpdf, I feel this one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

it sounds almost poetic