this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
142 points (86.6% liked)

Memes

45550 readers
1864 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All these no-nut November memes are jokes, right? There aren't massive numbers of people on Lemmy who don't jack it during Nobember, are there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Why? Regular nutting is actually healthy. A no porn november or something like that I could understand.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Alternatively OP may be getting bottom surgery congrats

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Weirdly, I am days fresh from a vasectomy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Buddy you just ACED no nut November

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alternative to.. to what, exactly?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alternative to no nut November being over. At least that’s what I assumed given the context clues (date posted, “dec 1st” reference, etc).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

OH

Oh, okay. Yeah, my first thought was also "congrats on be surgery date."

I hadn't even considered Destroy Dick December

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is zero requirement for you to participate in this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don’t, of course. “Sir, this is a meme”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"This isn't funny"

"ROFL ITS A JOKE"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Have you considered masturbation as an alternative to posting shit memes? Much more enjoyable way to waste time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's December 1st in New Zealand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Abysmally childish amd stupid that guys actually do this and take it seriously. Wonder how many do it involuntarily.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Question to anyone who managed to pull through the whole month. Did you notice any change in your productivity/motivation? My productivity is shit so I'm tryna figure out if abstaining will help at all.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago

Why would angel of death be interested in a grave? That's someone way past his attention.